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Scripts β€” Every Verbatim Wording on the Channel

Collected from all 37 videos. Adapt the specifics; keep the structure, because in most cases the structure is doing the psychological work.

SourceUpdated 22 Aug 2026

Scripts β€” Every Verbatim Wording on the Channel

Collected from all 37 videos. Adapt the specifics; keep the structure, because in most cases the structure is doing the psychological work.


Pricing on your website

Bespoke / commissioned work (Zn_nEXBqO4s) > "Most of what I do is commissioned, so the price very much depends on the piece. A good starting point for [X] is [Β£Y]. Contact me, tell me what you've got in mind, and I'll come back to you with a more concrete quote."

Making a "bespoke" claim checkable (nIU5e4EwY3A) > "We measure your room and draw it from nothing, and the cabinets we build for you wouldn't fit in anybody else's house."

> "Our programs are bespoke, and by that we mean I'll interview four of the people in your team before I write a word, and what I write for you doesn't get delivered to anybody else."


Handling "you're too expensive"

Reframe the comparison β€” service (Zn_nEXBqO4s) > "I specialize in succession planning for family farms, rather than working across everything the way more general consultancies do."

Reframe the comparison β€” product (Zn_nEXBqO4s) > "Compared with the mid-market makers who concentrate on volume and may appear cheaper, all of our furniture is bespoke and handmade to order."

⚠️ Note what these do not do: disparage the competitor. "You're not dissing it."

When they name a cheaper rival (jwMwe0aBGUU) > "Yes, we are more expensive, absolutely." β€” then attach the difference to something specific and checkable: > "We specialize in luxury companies." (Don't add they don't β€” "the inference is there.") > "You'll be working with me directly, rather than a junior you've never met."

⚠️ Never feign ignorance of competitor pricing β€” "it makes you look evasive."


Instead of discounting

B2B / consulting (jwMwe0aBGUU) > "Your own team can do the data gathering, and that can make this stage more aligned with your budget."

Sessions / coaching / therapy (jwMwe0aBGUU) > "We could do six sessions instead of ten, and then re-evaluate after the sixth."

> The principle: they pay less because they're buying less. Never drop the price for the same scope.


Following up after a meeting or inquiry

⚠️ Same day β€” not 48 hours. And ask for nothing.

Structure (LdCi_vMOf3U):

  1. Open by acknowledging the human exchange β€” "Lovely to have seen you today"
  2. One specific piece of information, framed as your thinking continuing after they left
  3. A promise of future contact tied to a specific event
  4. Nothing else. No questions. No "shall we book a call."

> "It crossed my mind after you left that there's a navy version of the bag you were looking at coming out in a couple of weeks. I'll send you some pictures when it arrives."

> "It dawned on me after we hung up that another cruise line is launching something similar very shortly. I'll email you when I have more detail."

Why "it crossed my mind" matters: "It tells the client you're thinking about them outside of when they were in front of you β€” which is what care looks like."

Why the promise matters: it pre-installs permission for the next contact. When the second message lands weeks later it isn't an initiation β€” it's the fulfilment of a promise, so "the autonomy was never violated."


Telling a client they have to wait

❌ Never: "We don't have time until next month." β€” "a ghastly little sentence... you've framed honesty as a deficiency. It tells the client they've caught you at a bad moment β€” and they'll wonder whether somebody else might be having a better one."

βœ… Instead (q8PUBnlMsrM): > "We take on a limited number of projects at any one time, so each one gets the proper attention. I'm going to allocate the week of the 8th for your full review. But I can certainly answer any questions by email before then, so we know exactly that we're on the same page."

Same one-month delay β€” "but it lands completely differently."

⚠️ Conditions: reply the same day, book a 20-minute call this week, give an actual date, and give them homework (planning history, survey, photographs, what they love and hate, a budget conversation) β€” "a client who spent evenings assembling a brief has already hired you in their own head."

And if the work is genuinely time-critical: say so plainly and refer them elsewhere.


Refusing work outside your specialism

(jwMwe0aBGUU) > "I can't help you with that. I don't think we would be the best partner for you. Here's who you ought to be calling instead."

> Why it matters: "Most of the time, that's the only refusal a client will ever actually witness." It costs real money on the day β€” "and that's precisely why it carries weight. That's costly signaling."


Ending a client relationship

(rLFlyOu_AzE) β€” on fit, never on behaviour.

> You have reviewed the relationship and concluded that you are no longer the right partner to deliver what they want.

Say it once and stop.

  • ❌ Don't list what they did wrong β€” "that turns it into a dispute, and disputes are their comfort zone"
  • ❌ Don't justify or give examples β€” "No is a full sentence"
  • ⚠️ Expect a counter-offer. Accepting "teaches them that pressure works."

Keep the conversation short and calm. "Just like a breakup, you don't do it with dramatics."


Apologising after your own mistake

(RukLSX4N1BM) β€” once, then behave differently.

> "I measured wrong, I've corrected it, it won't happen again."

If they've gone silent, one final message: > "Here's what went wrong. Here's what I've done to ensure that it doesn't reoccur. You'll see the difference."

Then stop. Let the silence hang. Over-deliver quietly for months.

> "People don't remember the apology. They remember the pattern that followed the apology."


Content prompts β€” what to actually post

(tWKQ_tWDWso) β€” the test: "somebody who doesn't know your field has to be capable of getting it wrong."

BusinessInstead of the baseline photo
SafariWhat a safari actually is Β· what to expect Β· how safaris protect wildlife Β· how important the business is to Kenya Β· village stopovers
Travel agentWhy can't I order a cappuccino after 11:00? Β· Why do Italians get upset if you cut spaghetti?
Lifestyle conciergeThe mechanics of your own job β€” how do I book a private jet? charter a yacht? source a rare watch? ("It doesn't matter whether the person watching will ever do it. They're curious.")
SkincareWhat's in it Β· how the ingredients work on skin Β· the real difference from Clinique or La Mer β€” not before-and-afters ("leave those to the mid-market")
Builder"Nine times out of ten the existing footings aren't deep enough and we'll end up underpinning β€” so if your quote hasn't got a line for that, ask them what happens when they get down there."

Where to find more: the questions you answer every week, and the comment sections under other people's videos in your field.


Phrases to delete from your marketing

❌ PhraseWhy
"High-end"Stockroom language. High-end compared to what?
"Luxury [Yourname]""If you have to say it, you're not"
"Curated" (without rejecting anything)"If you don't turn anything down, you haven't curated"
"Bespoke" (unqualified)Cheap talk since the 2008 ASA ruling
"Artisanal," "handcrafted," "uncompromising quality"Cheap talk β€” costs nothing, can't be checked
"We only work with the finest properties"Everybody says it; no outsider could guess otherwise
"Better service / quality / attention to detail"Expectations, not differentiators
"Strategic advisory services for growth-focused businesses""No amount of clever pricing is going to rescue that"
"Message me for details""Nobody is going to message you for details"
"Limited edition" (when it isn't)Triggers reactance in experienced buyers
"Complimentary" (when it's included in the rate)"None of it is complimentary. It's included."
"3 days preparation" in a proposalHands them the lever to negotiate

The replacement test (jwMwe0aBGUU): finish "They come to me when ______" in the client's own words, describing their situation β€” not yours.